Oliveira and Preston, sitting in a tree...

    ...If Oliveira and Preston are sitting in a tree, what are they doing?  K-I-S-S-I-N-G???

      We have heard many rumors about the 'sexual deviant'

and his perverted and colorful desires,
 but the main thing we've heard about Oliveira is his trail of five wives.

    And who is he K-I-S-S-I-N-G lately??  Is there a wiry ugly bush for hair involved and a short and stubby mouth??

  Is it a HE??  Uh, oh!  What will his 'hons' and 'babes' and 'sugars' and religious righties think???