Where is Calaveras Supervisor Oliveira's MOOSE-Gate Bridge???

Hi Moosies!  Ya know I'll
take care of you if you
take care of me, right?

   The temporary temporary bridge was removed and the new temporary bridge was supposed to have been installed by now. What happened??

   According to our sources, Calaveras Supervisor Oliveira's Moose-Gate Bridge on Blagen Road is MISSING!  They think it's somewhere in the US, but no one seems sure.  Brilliant idea, Oliveira!! Help out your club of local Mooses and they will get you re-elected???? UH-OH!!!