Thursday, February 9, 2017

Marriage Certificates issued in Calaveras

    On January 17, 2017 a marriage certificate was issued to Zechariah Jack Daniel Cameden and Paula Leanne Myers.

   On January 17, 2017 a marriage certificate was issued to

Ambulance crash on Hwy 12

      CHP reports that on February 7, 2017 around 8:30 AM cars were lined up due to a traffic collision on Hwy 12 near Central Hill outside San Andreas.

   An ambulance headed for the collision with lights and siren

Volunteer meeting in Mountain Ranch

Stop Mr. Bigpot and his
boozing friends!!
   On Friday February 10, 2017 at 5 PM all willing volunteers who would like to see the Cannabis Ban defeated in May are invited to the Mountain Ranch Community Center.

   It is two months until the ballots go out and it is important to cover every area of the county. If you can help at all, please come to the meeting.

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions confirmed

  It is true!! White Supremacist Steve Bannon got his choice for Attorney General of the US confirmed.  His nickname is BUDDY!!!

   Jefferson Beauregard Sessions will likely make sure cops can beat up and shoot minorities, poor people and blacks can't vote and women have no rights. Believe me, BIGLY!!!

Superbowl draws 111.3 million viewers

   The Superbowl on Sunday drew 111.3 million viewers, a little shy of the 111.9 million that watched last years game.

   Trump says that he had more viewers watching his press conference with Sean Spicer. Of course, that would be another of his alternative facts. (LIES)

We can hardly wait, Rosie!!!!

   Yesterday, it was announced that Rosie O'Donnell will make herself available to play Steve Bannon, the KKK in charge of the White House and Trump.

   We can hardly wait and can't think of anyone more appropriate. Don't miss SNL, not a single show!! 

Wells Fargo Bank may eliminate....

   Yesterday it was reported that Wells Fargo Bank MAY eliminate 2016 bonuses. DUHHHHHH!!!

Trump's Latest Alternative Facts ( LIES! )

     The Trump reich (HEIL!) has a daily release of alternative (false) facts that it either tweets or Spices up to the public.

    Some of the latest are:

      109 is the total number