Monday, July 3, 2017

Oliveira and Preston, sitting in a tree...

    ...If Oliveira and Preston are sitting in a tree, what are they doing?  K-I-S-S-I-N-G???

      We have heard many rumors about the 'sexual deviant'

Bug spray wielding nudist gets ZAPPED!!!

  A man wearing no clothes was wielding a can of bug spray at a police officer in Houston earlier today.

   The cop turned his bug ZAPPER on the man and arrested him.

Sarah Huckabee: Trump NEVER promotes violence: FAKE NEWS!!

  Last Friday, Sarah Huckabee make a big deal of saying that Trump would NEVER promote violence against anyone, including the press.  Official FAKE News from the White House!!!

   Saturday, Trump tweeting a video of him beating up a man with CNN logo covering his face. Oh, no!  Trumpy would NEVER promote violence!  Get a psychiatrist, quick!!

Discrimination: No matter where you come from

  A couple who recently moved to Oregon from Southern California awoke to find "Go back to California!" scrawled on the walls of their house.

   Doesn't seem to matter who you are or where you come from, there are always those who want to discriminate against others. 

Talk about shooting your brains out...

   A Florida man may have "shot his brains out" after sitting on a gun that was in the front seat of his car.

   Yes, he shot himself in the penis.  Must not have much in the way of brains anyway.

CHP: Major injuries in Hwy 26 crash

   According to CHP they responded to a report of a head-on collision on Hwy 26 near Sky High Drive in Mokelumne Hill at approximately 4:40 PM

Music in the Parks at Camps

   On July 5, 2017 Almost Blue will perform at Camps Restaurant in Angels Camp as part of Calaveras Arts Summer Concert Series.

    Music in the Parks will start at 6:30 PM and will conclude at 8 PM. Enjoy!  It's FREE!

Hwy 49 motorcycle collsion fatal

   CHP reports that on July 2, 2017 Allen Oxender (65) of Sonora was driving a 2012 Harley Davidson motorcycle on Hwy 49 in the curves near the Amador/Calaveras County

Motorcycle colliion in San Andreas

   July 3, 2017 at 1:45 PM:  A motorcycle has crashed on Hwy 49 near Howell Road in San Andreas.

   CHP is at the scene. No injuries have been indicated.

  

Chris Christie closes beach so he can be alone!!!

   New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has less that 6 months left in office.  Good thing, is our guess.

  Over the weekend he closed a beach to the public and then was spotted ON the beach lounging. His response:  "If you want to have a beach to yourself, run for Governor!"

Red pickup driver shot black girl

   If there is nothing else we  learned from the road rage incident where an 18 year old black girl was shot and killed by a white man, was that he drives a RED pickup truck.

   Red vehicle, dumb red-neck, usually drunk; red vehicle, racist red-neck, red vehicle, Trump loving red-neck, and woman driving red vehicle; racist, red-neck, Trump-loving attention seeker!! Sad, so sad!!! It's a rule now!!  If you are a racist, you MUST buy a RED vehicle!!! 

Water truck overturned in Escalon

   July 3, 2017 at 9 AM:  A water truck has reportedly overturned on Van Allen Road and Dodds Road in Escalon.

   The driver apparently has a head wound. Emergency personnel, including a large tow truck are responding.

Cajun at Twisted Oak Winery

   On July 8, 2017 the Pine Leaf Boys will perform at the Twisted Oak Winery off Hwy 4 in Vallecito.

   A grammy nominated Louisiana Cajun band, check the Twisted Oak website for times and details.