Tuesday, April 12, 2016

To: SierraSentinel.com: Horny Honkers deserve win

   I debated with myself whether or not to write this down, but feel I have to. I know you won't put my name.

   Last night my husband and I followed
your instructions and parked out of sight but within close proximity to the Hwy 4 location you gave us.

   We arrived around 5:50 PM and just sat there with the window down. Just as we were about to give up, here came a gawdy red car (the type who need attention and loves publicity).

   It was driven by a woman I didn't know, who appeared to be alone in the car. She turned into a steep driveway and immediately began BLASTING her horn. We were shocked!

  We looked at each other and I said "No one could be that mentally disturbed" and then she blasted the horn again and again until she was beyond a giant blue tarp that was hanging by the driveway.

   We have to thank you publicly that you allowed us to be the first to see the winners of the HORNY honkers contest.  They definitely deserve the win. CCCRRRAAAZZZY! in our opinion.

   Thanks, C

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

We have a bad neighbor,too, but this must be the most nuts thing I've ever heard of.

Anonymous said...

I agree with the analysis of the red car. Lacks attention, but needs it. red car gets it. probably likes being in the paper too.

Anonymous said...

would be funny except it sounds like threats of violence. has it been reported to cops.

Anonymous said...

Have these people been reported for violence of any type before?

Anonymous said...

this county's full of em. Wierdos, that is.