Thursday, March 22, 2018

Boko Haram returns 100 schoolgirls

   The group who terrorized a Nigerian school and kidnapped over 100 young girls has reportedly returned them.

   Dropping them off in the middle of the night, they warned that they should not be given any formal education if they do not want it to happen again.

'Chains control on Hwy 4

   Caltrans has chain control on vehicles without 4 wheel drive at the Mt. Reba turnoff on Hwy 4.

   Drive carefully and carry chains since the snow could get lower later today.

NO Border Wall in $1.3 Trillion budget

   Trump was slapped right in the puss by Congress, who has give 0 (goose-egg) to his

Car strikes hillside on Hwy 49

 March 22, 2018 at 8:25 AM:  A red sedan has reportedly struck the hillside  on Hwy 49 near the Amador County line.

   No injuries have been indicated, but be cautious if headed that way.

Who is that funny lookin' mustache wearing a cop outfit?

Tree down on Railroad Flat Road

   March 22, 2017 at 7:15 AM:  A tree is down and blocking Railroad Flat Road at Jesus Maria Road in the Railroad Flat area.

   A chainsaw will be needed to remove it. County Public Works will be dispatched.

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Sir Ringo, if you please

Ringo Starr has been officially knighted by the Queen of England
Yes, Sir!!!

Billionaire Mercer owns Cambridge Analytica

   Since Billionaire Mercer owns Cambridge Analytica and Bannon works for Mercer (Breitbart), Bannon also runs

All dirty, racist or fired cops invited: FREE DINNER in Arnold

   We have been told by a source that Calaveras District 3 Supervisor Oliveira has sent personal invitations to all the lying, the dirty, the fired and useless

Daffodil Hill will NOT open this year

   According to the ranch owners, Daffodil Hill will not be opening to the public this year.

  They say there has been extensive damage done to the daffodils due to weather.

Oliveira can't control Calaveras Building Department!! Where is Todd Barr???

   A man named Ed Short, who used to be a Fire Marshall of some kind, was hired to run

Mark Anthony Conditt from a GODLY family

Sweet little innocent looking
   As authorities learn more about the Austin bomber, we are told that his mother homeschooled him and that he attended some

Bombing suspect blows himself up!

   Early this morning a SWAT team pulled over the car of the Austin bombing suspect

Colonel Ralph Peters quits FOX's "propaganda machine"

   Veteran FOX News analyst retired Colonel Ralph Peters wrote that FOX, "in my view, has degenerated from providing a legitimate and much needed outlet for conservative

San Francisco BANS all FUR sales, and Calaveras???

   The San Francisco Board of Supervisors voted to enact a ban on all fur sales within the City limits.

   Now that's the

Melania Trump on anti-bullying?????

Maybe if she wore her
favorite outfit!!
  Melania Trump yesterday actually went out to a public place and spoke about being against

Putin OWNS Trump!!!

  Former FBI agent Clint Watts, after hearing that Trump congratulated

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Hispanic mother of three released

   The mother of three, who was jerked away from her screaming children by Trumps Nazi ICE agents last month, was

John Oliver's gay bunny book #1

   John Oliver wrote a book about a gay bunny, called "A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo", making fun of the fact that VP Pence has a pet bunny.

Why you can't win in District 5, Rancho Calaveras--Goodbye Mr. Clapp!!

   For many, many years in Calaveras County, one Supervisorial district has been

Man arrested on Hwy 4

   Calaveras Sheriff's deputies arrested Dakota Lee Serva (27) of Avery, on Hwy 4 at Hunt Road in the Copperopolis area.

  Serva was booked into the Calaveras County Jail for alleged

Arrest at Starbucks

   On March 19, 2018 Angels Camp Police arrested Roy Charles Karr (54) of San Andreas at the Starbucks in Angels Camp.

   Karr was booked into the Calaveras County Jail for allegedly Obstructing an Executive Officer, a felony and for Disorderly Conduct due to Alcohol and Obstructing or Resisting a Peace Officer or EMT, both misdemeanors.

Last male Northern White Rhino dies

Sudan lived in Kenya and was
beloved by the local population!
   45 year old Sudan, the last living Northern White Rhino, has died after being ill for months.

   There are two females still living, his daughter and granddaughter.

Trump panics! Hires conspiracy theorist lawyer

   After his lawyers were unable to convince Mueller to lay off Trump or even to limit the questioning of him in

School shooting in Maryland

   Another shooting has been reported at a high school in Maryland.  Not many details have been released yet.

   One student told CNN that they thought around 7 people were shot.

Bombing at FedEx

   A bomb has exploded at a FedEx building in Texas, not far from Austin.

  Authorities believe it is related to the other bombings. No one was seriously injured at FedEx, but they apparently have a serial bomber on the loose in Texas.

Monday, March 19, 2018

Sheriff spreads rumors that he caught TERRY???

   After the humiliation of being unable to find an arrest one of Sheriff Rick DiBasilio's favorite bad guys Jimmy Black Terry, rumors

Jim Carrey's painting criticized..

Jim Carrey says  "this is the portrait of a

Bear Valley Skier still missing

  Thomas Mullarkey is a 65 year old Richmond resident who disappeared after skiing

Tom McClintock reason for Trumps criminal behavior--KISSES A**

  Our own Congressional Representative, Tom McClintock, one of the laziest and

Major injury collision on Hwy 4

   According to CHP on March 17, 2018 around 2:35 PM Timothy L. Murphys (51) of Oakdale was driving a Toyota westbound on Hwy 4 near Poole Station Road

Railroad Flat woman arrested, but not RACIST THUGS!!!

   On March 18, 2018 Calaveras Sheriff's deputies arrested Ann Lee Dillon (46) of Railroad Flat at her residence on Theresa Trail.

   Dillon was booked

Even FOX News is now concerned...

   Every other news agency has been accurately covering the Mueller investigation into Trump for the past year, all except FOX News.

  That changed this morning,

Sunday, March 18, 2018

Mills and Clapp conspired???? Representing Calaveras BOS? Corruption!!!

   Clyde Clapp was turned in by a member of the public at a Calaveras Supervisor meeting on October 24, 2017 as  the author of a letter regarding the Mills EIR sent

"For the People" interesting new TV series

   Just happened to catch the first show in the ABC series "For the People" and enjoyed the behind the scenes look at what goes on inside the

Rotary gives away free dictionaries???

  We think perhaps Gary Tofanelli and his Rotarian friends are a little behind the times. They have been bragging about giving some children free

Busy snow day in Ebbetts Pass

 March 18, 2018:  Lots of families brought their kids up to play in the snow, some who got stuck or buried in the snow, and some who didn't make it to play, running off Hwy 4 instead.

   At least one person

What kind of Sheriff in Calaveras County??

Who is guarding Calaveras
County?? It's certainly NOT
temporary Sheriff DiBasilio!!!
Is it the KKK????

   Why does Calaveras County always have the worst reputation for dirty elected officials, crooked law enforcement and abuse

If your birthday is today March 18... share it with singer Adam Levine, President Grover Cleveland, actor Peter Graves, singer Wilson Pickett and Lillian Vernon!!

Happy Birthday!!

Saturday, March 17, 2018

Former CIA Chief Brennan says.....

   Brennan, in response to Trumps firing of Andrew McCabe for political reasons alone, said to Trump:

    "When the full extent

Car spinout on Hwy 4

   March 17, 2018 at 4:50 PM:  A car has spun out on Hwy 4 near Hwy 207 near Bear Valley Ski Resort.

   A Subaru into the snow.  A tow truck is responding.

White pickup off roadway in Copperopolis

   March 17, 2017 at 4 PM:  A white pickup has reportedly slid off Buckboard Road near Stagecoach Road in Copperopolis.

   It isn't known if there are injuries. CHP is en route.

Together at last!! In Calaveras County???

  If you watch the political signs going up, you will  notice often they are grouped in their political idealisms.

   For instance, you will find Calaveras Supervisor

Vehicle runs off Hwy 4 in Angels Camp

   March 17, 2018 at 2:45 PM:  A vehicle has reportedly run off Hwy 4 near Pool Station Road and into the bushes.

   Emergency personnel, including an air ambulance, are responding to the scene. SLOW DOWN!!

Fire alarm at Mark Twain Hospital

   March 17, 2018 at 2:10 PM:  Engines are responding to a fire alarm at Mark Twain Hospital in San Andreas.

   No other details are available at this time.  May have been a false alarm.

Car slid off Hwy 4 in Copperopolis

   March 17, 2018 at 2 PM:  A car slid off Hwy 4 at Rock Creek Road in Copperopolis.

  No injuries have been indicated. A tow truck is responding.

Who did Sheriff catch urinating at government center?

   As our readers know, we get a lot of trash talk, especially during election season. One comment caught our eye,

Ebbetts Pass without power

   Power was just restored to parts of Ebbetts Pass after around

Friday, March 16, 2018

Trump forced Sessions to fire FBI deputy McCabe

   With 2 days until his retirement, Trump forced his AG Sessions to fire Andrew McCabe, for what is obviously

Guidici vs. Clapp for District 5 Calaveras Supervisor

   Almost immediately unpopular, A little known contractor Clyde Clapp got lucky

Toyota off Hwy 49, down embankment

  March 16, 2018 at 7:55 PM:  A white Toyota 4 Runner reported ran off Hwy 49 and down the embankment at Deer Creek Road outside Angels Camp.

   No injuries are indicated in this incident. Be extra cautious if in the area.

Cracks in new bridge reported, unheard

   A passerby of the new bridge at Miami International University called and left a voicemail message about seeing

Power lines down in Avery

   March 16, 2018 at 5:45 PM:  Lines resported down at Bluebird Lane and Bird Dog Circle in Avery.

   PG&E and CalFire have been notified that wires are laying on top of the snow over the roadway.

Angels Camp City Council meeting

   Angels Camp City Council will hold a regular meeting on Tuesday March 20, 2018 at the Firehouse in downtown Angels.

   On the Regular Agenda at 6 PM are renaming Angels Oaks

Chain controls on Hwy 4 at Murphys

Car runs off Railroad Flat Road

   March 16, 2018 at 4:15 PM:  A car ran off Railroad Flat Road near Potteroff Road between Railroad Flat and Mountain Ranch.

   The roadway is blocked while the tow truck recovers the vehicle. No injuries were indicated.

Where were the plows?? Where was Calaveras District 3 Supervisor??

   A very important funeral was scheduled today for the Ebbetts Pass Moose Lodge member and Bingo operator, known

Where's my umbrella

Hmmm..what'd I do with my umbrella!
If I get wet, I might turn into a toadie!!!

Car stuck in snow in Railroad Flat

   March 16, 2018 at 12:45 PM:  A GMC Terrain has been reported as stuck in the snow on Railroad Flat Road and June Avenue in Railroad Flat.

   CHP is en route to the scene. A tow truck is responding.

Traffic collision in West Point

   March 16, 2018 at 12:25 PM:  A traffic collision has been reported on Hwy 26 at Stanley Road in West Point.

  No injuries have been indicated. A tow truck is responding.

Clapp admits he has own personal agenda

  Someone who attended the ALT Right Republican Party meeting the other night has reported that Clyde Clapp, up for election in May, admitted his agenda.

   Clapp, who ran around to get the recall on the previous Supervisor, now admits his entire

Calaveras Sheriff candidate Gary Stevens responds

See 'Gary Stevens out hanging signs" (left)  We asked Gary Stevens if the comments were true or not and if he would like to make a statement.

   When we received a negative anonymous comment about Gary Stevens we asked him to respond. This is his official response:

   "Of course this is an

McCartney/Witherspoon connection?

   This is Paul McCartney's oldest grandson Arthur with

Large rock on Hwy 4

   March 16, 2018 at 6:40 AM:  A large rock has been reported on Hwy 4 near Telegraph Road in Copperopolis.

   Be extra cautious until Caltrans can remove it from the roadway.

Motorcycle collision in Valley Springs

   According to CHP on March 12, 2018 around 1:50 PM Paul Wallace (42) of Valley Springs, was driving his 2005 GMC Sierra northbound on

Chains on Hwy 4

   March 16, 2018 at 6 AM:  Chains are required on all vehicles without 4 wheel drive east of Murphys on Hwy 4.

   Drive carefully. Lots of snow in Ebbetts Pass. Should be great skiing at Bear Valley this weekend.

Thursday, March 15, 2018

General McMaster is gone!!!

   Trumps replacement for Flynn as head of National Security was General HR McMaster.
   Now Trump is also getting rid of him, He is still a General, though, so he will have to be placed somewhere else unless he agrees to retire.

Junior is getting a DIVORCE!! ??? Filed today!!!

 Donald Jr's wife Vanessa has filed for divorce from Daddy's big boy. They have five kids together.

  It is going to cost him plenty.  But like Daddy's first wife said when she left, "Don't get mad!  Get everything!'

No MUTTS allowed in the Calaveras Assessors Office

I'm tiny but that's why I like

UPDATE: ADOPTED!!!! Just look at Tabitha!!

Loving Tabitha is waiting for you at the Calaveras Animal Shelter
in San Andreas. What a gorgeous kitty!

Making a deal with the DEVIL in Calaveras District 3???

  In Calaveras County's District 3, everyone is talking about which devil to make a deal with!

  No one seems

Trumps campaign manager Manafort flips????

   We don't really see any need for Trumps campaign manager Paul Manafort to flip on his boss and tell all to Mueller.

   After all, he only faces a 350 year sentence for the crimes he is now charged with, so he can relax! Let the others talk!  I'm loyal to my hero!!!

Project XXX Homeless Park at Calaveras Government Center??

   There are a few people who don't think its a great idea to improve the Calaveras government center grounds to make it livable and comfortable, calling it Project XXX,

The FIVE WIVES CLUB!! Now don't call us names, honey bunch!!

Oh, Ollie baby, Mikey honey lamb. Please send us money!
Your campaign

And the Russia investigation circles around Trump

   As the investigation into Russia and Trump continues, the closer Mueller gets to the Trump White House oval office.

  Now he has subpoenaed all documents at the Trump organization with financial ties to Russia. No wonder Trump is so grumpy and that Melania may have had a confidant or better (an aide, which he has now thrown out on his ear)!

Joann Inks, Calaveras Treasurer Tax Collector

   Joann Marie Inks was born on July 24, 1935 at the family farm home on the prairie near Rockham, South Dakota to parents Arthur

Rainbow for St. Patricks Day

Photo by BP from her deck this morning in the Santa Clara Valley. WOW!

BREAKING NEWS: 950 ton bridge collapses in Miami

    March 15, 2018:  A pedestrian bridge under construction at a Miami university, has collapsed onto a 6 lane roadway, crushing several vehicles.

    The 950 ton bridge had not been opened to pedestrians.  Multiple fatalities are reported and
vehicles that are under the bridge are still not accessible.

Chains on Hwy 4

   March 15, 2017 at 7:30 AM:  Chains are required on vehicles without 4 wheel drive above Arnold on Hwy 4.

  Another heavier snow storm is expected in this afternoon, so be prepared.

Robert Harry Doten arrested alleged DUI

   March 14, 2018 at 9:30 AM:  On March 14, 2018 CHP arrested Robert Harry Doten (68) of Arnold.

   Doten was booked into the Calaveras County Jail for allegedly DUI. He is being held for 5 days, per the Calaveras Sheriff.

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Snow down to 3500'

   The snow is now falling at 3500', so be extra cautious if you are driving home to Ebbetts Pass this afternoon.

    Carry chains and slow down so you won't be one of the many sliding off the roadway.

Toys R Us closing--33,000 jobs will be lost

  Not only will 33,000 people be out on the street, but big toymakers like Hasbro and Mattel will have a hard time selling anything but their top items when Toys R Us closes its doors.

   Not only that, but it was just a fun place to shop, especially if you had kids. They owe $8 billion to their creditors.

Snowing hard in Arnold

   Just got a call that it is now snowing pretty hard in Arnold.  It was so wet it didn't stick at first, but now it's building up a little.

   Be sure to carry chains if you're headed up that way.

Dirty Cops still on job....San Joaquin County

Stinking no good cops!!!!
   A video released by the San Joaquin County Sheriff's Office showed a correctional officer striking a man who had been brought in for being drunk and asleep

High School teacher in Seaside fires weapon in class

   A teacher in Seaside who also serves as a reserve police officer, accidentally fired their gun inside the classroom,

Who is the guy in the Uni-Bomber HOODIE??

   During the promotion of the new Homeless persons park at the Calaveras County government center, we noticed a man sitting to the right of the speaker in the back

Stephen Hawking dies

   British physicist and award winning author Stephen Hawking died yesterday at the age of 76.

   Suffering from Lou Gehrig's Disease, he spent

USFS women report harassment and are punished

  The PBS special exposing the 34 women who were willing to come forward and tell their stories about sexual harassment in the US Forest Service.

Chains required on Hwy 4

   Chains are required on all vehicles without 4 wheel drive east of Arnold this morning. 

   The snow is expected to come lower later in the day.

What in the heck happened in Pennsylvania??

   What should have been a runaway Trump train in Pennsylvania last night, ended up a virtual tie, or possibly a win for America.

   At last count,

Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Vehicle runs off Hwy 108 in Jamestown

   March 13, 2018 at 4 PM:  A solo vehicle has run off Hwy 108 at Tulloch Dam Road in Jamestown.

   Major injuries are indicated. An ambulance and tow truck are responding

Alice Montgomery campaigns for Supervisor Oliveira

   Can't believe that Alice Montgomery, one of the main campaigners for Michael Oliveira, came to the Supervisor meeting on Tuesday March 13, 2018 during Public Comment.


Goldrush e-mail system DOWN

  If you are a longtime subscriber, first to Goldrush, then Mother Lode Internet, and now, you most likely have no email service today.

Trump FIRES Rex Tillerson

   According to the Washington Post early this morning, Trump was angry at Secretary of State Rex Tillerson for

Monday, March 12, 2018

Gary Stevens out hanging signs

   We noticed Gary Stevens, candidate for Sheriff in Calaveras, was out hanging signs today in Vallecito.

   Where was his wife, the one who runs the Chamber of Commerce campaigning for him; the one who gossips about the other Chamber members?  Busy, busy, busy!!!

Today, Republicans put protecting Trump over US

   Hard to believe, but the Republican Intel Committee today did what Trump ordered them to do; shut down their investigation of him and Russia.

   Their choice to put protecting the scumbag Trump over protecting the U.S citizens is abhorrent. History will judge them harshly for their complicity in the cover up.

Three package bombs in Texas

   Three different packages in the Austin, Texas area have exploded, killing one teenager and seriously injuring others.

   Authorities say that the victims have been minorities, but they aren't yet sure if it is a HATE crime case.

Trump the Dump Highway???

   After a discussion of possibly renaming a highway in Utah after Trump yesterday, we hear the idea was scrapped.

   It was apparently thrown out because one person wanted Trump the Dump Highway to have a Stormy Daniels exit!!

Leslie Davis IS and should remain Calaveras Assessor!!

   Leslie Davis was actually our Calaveras Assessor long before she was elected to the position. She

Pedestrian struck on I-5

   March 12, 2018 at 10 AM:  A pedestrian has been struck by a vehicle at I-5 and Monte Diablo Avenue, near downtown Stockton.

   An ambulance is transporting the victim to a hospital with major injuries.

Calaveras Supervisors worry about RE-ELECTION!!

We're lined up to get another
4 year paid vacation!!
   The Calaveras Board of Supervisors are trying to keep their agendas clean and without

Stormy offers to return Donald's money

Aren't they a cute couple?
   Stormy Daniels, Trumps alleged porn star lover in '06 and '07 has offered to pay back the $130,000 she was paid to

Dangerous criminal attempting to cross our border

A sign of danger!!!
     California needs to call our the Border Patrol, the National Guard and all law enforcement groups to stop a

"Who's afraid of the NRA?"

   Trump is, that's who!! After making fun of senators and others for being afraid of the NRA if they back gun limit laws. the NRA paid a nighttime visit to the White House.

Sunday, March 11, 2018

Earthquakes in Gilroy

A 3.0 and a 3.3 earthquake hit the Gilroy/Hollister area today.
No injuries were reported.

Trump is heading for California--feel the love???

  On Tuesday Trump plans to come to California to harass us because we would

Bus fire on Hwy 99

This bus, headed through Stockton near the Arch Road exit on Hwy 99
caught fire around 5 pm.  6 passengers were on board. No injuries
were reported.  It is believed a wheel well was the cause.

Bannon in France: A badge of honor

   Steve Bannon doing a European tour and last night he stopped to speak to a group of French White Nationalists.

   He told them:  Don't worry, let them call

Trump rallied for HIMSELF in Pennsylvania

   After ordering tariffs and announcing a trip to Pennsylvania to help a Republican in trouble in the House of Representatives, Trump helped

Dear Editor: Oliveira cannot be trusted!

   Dear Editor:

   I just have to write and warn the voters in Calaveras County of one of the extremists who

What is the Dickey Amendment?? Apologized in 2002

   In 1996 Republican Jay Dickey from Arkansas, with an A plus NRA rating, added an amendment to the budget that forbade the CDC from using any money or from studying any effect

Valley Springs woman arressted

   On March 8, 2018 Calaveras Sheriff deputies arrested Courtney Marie Hunter (28) of Valley Springs at her residence on Daphne Street.

    Hunter was booked into the Calaveras County Jail for alleged

Giants opening Day at Dodgers

  On March 29, 2018 the SF Giants open their 2018 season with a three game series in LA with the Dodgers.

   April 3 is the first home

If your birthday is today, March 11....

  .....  you share it with basketball player Anthony Davis, actress Dorothy Gish, Lawrence Welkm, author Ezra Jack Keats and Vinnette Carroll, first African American to direct on Broadway.

   Happy Birthday!

Saturday, March 10, 2018

Sports car hits RR tracks going 100 MPH

   March 10, 2018 at 4:55 PM:  A black car reportedly hit the railroad tracks at Armstrong Road and Furry Road in Lodi, going around 100 MPH.

   CHP, an ambulance and railroad inspectors are responding to the scene.

Every White Supremacist in Pennsylvania ......

   Trump is holding a Make America White Again rally in Pennsylvania and his core supporters,

Candidates speak in San Andreas

   On Tuesday March 13, 2018 two candidates running for office in Calaveras County will speak to the public at the Main county library in San Andreas.

   Gary Stevens, extremist right wing

Hummer Limo strikes tree in Jackson

   March 10, 2018 at 2 PM:  A Hummer limo has struck a tree on Climax Road and Chase Road in Jackson.

   An ambulance and tow truck are responding. Be extra cautious if in that area.

Don't forget to Spring forward tonight

Set your clocks one hour ahead....
Ready or not, it's Daylight Savings Time!!

NRA getting desperate!! Children peripheral damage???

   We hear that the NRA is blanketing the country with letters to scare men into joining the NRA; that their freedom is at risk if they don't join!  Are they

UPDATE: Both kitties found a home!! Adopt us both please!! Stanley and Stella

Sweet siblings, with tails that match their head markings,
you can visit Stanley and Stella at the Calaveras Animal Shelter
Cat House in San Andreas. 

Friday, March 9, 2018

Hostages and veteran gunman found dead

   After what was believed to be an all day standoff with hopes of negotiating with a veteran at the Yountville veterans home, the ending

Why is Mueller investigation like that of a Crime Family???

   There was a lengthy discussion on one of the CNN shows this afternoon when a law professor was asked why the Trump investigation has become so large and seems to never end; like that of a crime

Who are the Candyrock Racists supporting???

   We have been asked by many residents in District 3 "Who are the Candyrock Racists and kkk's supporting in the coming

Sasquatch's will never see the ocean again???

Sasquatch has been spotted in Ebbetts Pass.  Mr. and Mrs. Sasquatch
will NEVER get to see the ocean again!!!!
But they both love eating garbage!

Hostages, active shooter at Yountville Veterans Home

   Police have surrounded the Veterans Home in Yountville, due to a man with armor and an automatic weapon

A Little Foolsgold .... from Deep in the Mine Shafts of Calaveras

    Dear Billy:

      Thank you for reminding me not to believe and not to feel sorry for a filthy dirty lying cop, whose father, you clued me in, taught him early

How now, brown cow...

   March 9, 2018 at 9 AM:  A brown cow has been reported on Hwy 26 at Ospital Road in the Jenny Lind area.

   CHP is en route to the scene. Be extra cautious until the owner can be located.

Letter to the Editor: Steel tariff

   Dear Editor:

   After watching Trump and interviews with steel workers on TV, I am convinced that the tariff's are

Trump joining Dennis Rodman in North Korea

We could ride together on AF I
   Trump has just announced that he will be happy to go to meet Kim Jong Un, leader of North Korea, sometime before May.

   He now joins basketball player Dennis Rodman in his friendship with the North Korean dictator.

Drunkest state in the USA??

Wonder where Calaveras County
fits in - so many drunks!!
   The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has done a study and now revealed which states in the US contain the most alcoholics; from 1 to 10, here they are:

Thursday, March 8, 2018

Supervisor Oliveira DIRECTOR of EMERGENCY SERVICES??? OMG!!!

   We just accidentally discovered that Calaveras Supervisor Oliveira is signing as the Director of Emergency Servicea for Calaveras County.

   Now, that's SCARY!! Who are his henchmen?  Bet we can guess!  How about Mutts,

Trump just announced he is sending something....

   In an announcement regarding NASA, Trump just stated that he is sending something very beautiful to Mars very soon.

Daylight Saving Time??? Are you kidding??

Spring forward one hour on
Sunday morning!!!
   Believe it or not, because of President Bush II Sunday will be the day we roll our clocks forward as daylight savings time

Stormy Daniels invites all So. Baptists and evangelicals...MAHA Tour!

   What a perfect place to begin a nationwide tour; in over ripened religious baked Greenville, North Carolina, says Stormy

Top three American Cities to live in

   The number one voted American city to live in is

SNL: Hunting is NOT a sport!!! Get a clue!!!

Got our limit! Let's go home!
I'm a REAL buck now!!!(hic)
  If you watched Saturday Night Live this week, you saw that in their news about the terrorist

Head-on collision in Lockeford

   March 8, 2018 at 10:20 AM:  A head-on collision has been reported on Hwy 88 in Lockeford.

   Two tow trucks and CHP are at the scene. Fortunately only minor injuries resulted from the collision.

UPDATE: Too late, Rumble has been adopted.--Rumble would like to be your new best friend

What a beauty!  A neutered male, Rumble needs a home!
You can visit him at the Calaveras Animal Services Cat House
in San Andreas.