Thursday, April 7, 2016

And the winner is.....Official Horny Honkers in Calaveras

   UPDATE:  We have had so many requests to know where this is and if they can come nearby to see how truly crazy these HORNY HONKERS are, we can hardly believe it.

   We will
contact each of you one at a time to witness the insanity. Stay tuned, everyone!  This is just getting interesting!

 UPDATE:  We actually had another suggested contestant in the Horny Honker Contest yesterday in Wilseyville.

   Elimination of the truck driver, who apparently grew up and realized his horniness
was offensive, happened a couple of days ago.

   A woman who was nominated, decided the horny honking wasn't working on her mentally disturbed husband.

     The group who actually won, have been disturbing the peace in Ebbetts Pass and been reported for it hundreds of times ever since they were on the campaign committee for Michael Oliveira, who narrowly won Supervisor in District 3.

   So, the winners are Patrick and Karen Strohmeyer and her closest friend Michael Preston, along with Supervisor Oliveira, who everyone says is continually HORNY!

   Horny in Calaveras!  Congratulations, Patrick, Karen, Preston and Oliveira. What a TEAM!!

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

luv it. can hardly wait!1

Anonymous said...

lol, sounds like both are MI. this couldn't be the wierdos in EP, could it?

Anonymous said...

I vote for the crazy people. do we get to vote??

Anonymous said...

Are there prizes? caus I don't believe in rewarding people for their craziness/

Anonymous said...

so now loud horns cure mental illness maybe the person is really in a coma and they're trying to wake them up, lol.

Anonymous said...

Do u know how much we lov this stuff??

Anonymous said...

lol,lol, I've heard them. nut cases, all. oliveiras and prestons orders obviously. too dumb to do it on their own. dum dum dum dum!!!

Anonymous said...

Olivera must be a total kook!

Anonymous said...

Oliverra must be so proud to be associated with the craziest and 'horniest ' people in the county.

Anonymous said...

What is it about preston and strohmeyer having the horny hots for oliveirra? are they all homosexual?

Anonymous said...

So glad this isn't in D1. we have enough wackos, like Edson!

Anonymous said...

I've been waiting. hilarious!

Anonymous said...

I feel like3 I should have known once I was told that the racist who threatened Obama and a dirty cop were his campaign committee. so sorry I ever got raked into voting for that creep.

Anonymous said...

Mike says these three crazies did all this on their own. don't know whether to believe him or not. He says he wants nothing to do with any of them. What do you think?