Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Calaveras District 3 Supervisor holding Shooting contest

Just think how proud you will be of your
child when they bring home a dead squirrel!!
   We have been told by someone who says they are an insider with the Calaveras District 3 Supervisor Oliveira re-election campaign, that a surprise is in store for children.

   Oliveira, it seems, wants to make sure all children from 3 and up are ready to protect themselves,
against killer grey squirrels, always violent raccoons and of course the murderous Ebbetts Pass deer!

  A massive shooting contest will take place in Oliveira's special hunting grounds. scouts, especially the young ones, are encouraged to learn how to kill properly. Parents may drop off their children. You can trust us!!!

  Location to be disclosed privately at Oliveiras realty office in Arnold, we have been told.  Don't miss it!  This is endorsed by Trump and his shortie pie honey McClintock!!

   The entry fee is a small donation of $500 to the Oliveira fund for retirement.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know at least one dirty retired cop is helping with this.

Anonymous said...

What about the "b" of a dirty cop who likes to steal from kids? Will she be there, too.

Anonymous said...

Has Oliveira confirmed a date yet. I want to protest this.