Friday, September 8, 2017

I want to be "Sheriff for the Day" in Calaveras County

    Dear Sheriff Rick Dibasilio,

      I see that the sheriff department and you are participating in Attendance Awareness Month with a contest, and the prize is "Sheriff for the Day".

   I want to be "Sheriff for the Day".

   Yes, I realize that the contest is only open to Calaveras County students fro the first grade through the eighth grades, but I really feel that you can make an exception for me as I am deserving.

   I know plenty of people that should be at work, but they are not, so I would like to detain them under the "color of law" for "failed attendance", i.e. the entire Calaveras County Board of Supervisors for only meeting twice a month.

   I'll need the badge, a large secure van to hold five, two deputies and four roundtrip airline tickets to Hawaii.  We'll make a stop in Danville on the way back.

    I understand that artwork must be submitted by the applicant so I created these "Wanted at work Posters", Notice the mischievous smirks of the truants.

   That is the true sign of the malingerer.

   With gratitude for a fine idea,

   Carlos "Carl" Stoughton

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This is nothing but a con on voters to get kids to advertise this bad sheriff to their parents. a con man, with a swastika?? So we all hear!